Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Cultural Etiquette Lesson for the Day: Why the Statement "invite all your computer programming friends" is Morally Wrong

In parts of the English-speaking world and in the entire Eastern European country of Bulgaria, popular culture has deemed it taboo to speak in wide, sweeping generalizations about people who are known to Hax0r the planet on a regular basis. Therefore, the statement "invite all your computer programmer friends" is a sickening display of demeaning insensibility, because in it you assume that the person in question has programmer friends, just because he hax0rs the planet all the time, which may not be necessarily true. It also suggests that the said Hax0r has a boring life, which he most likely does not, although that he might not should never be determined, either, as it is in itself yet another disgusting assumption of the worst kind.

Remember, when you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME.

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