Signs that your Neighbor Deals Drugs
1. He drives a $3,50o,000 peso Bentley
2. He's got two unfriendly security guards standing in front of his houses 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
3. Houses- He's got two houses right next to each other, and probably one or two in the back although I've never thought to check, probably because he's gone and built some secret escape route in case rival drug lords (as opposed to the police) come
4. An SUV full of scary looking bodyguards tails him whenever and wherever he comes and goes
CC and Common Sense have forbidden me to post a picture of the drug dealer's houses. So instead, here's "Mr. Chomps".
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God... Pomeranians are so freakin evil. Oh and maybe your neighbor is an internet entrepreneur, a TV church pastor, or one of those slimy motivational speakers...
Why do you always have to be the voice of reason to my conspiracies? He's a total drug dealer. Why else would he need two houses right next door to each other? With guards standing outside at all times? We don't even live in a dangerous neighborhood and if you call the cops they come in 3 minutes.
Maybe he is a politician, banker, financial consultant or any number of other viciously hated professions.
Read about the Deutsch Bank CEO, Alfred Herrhausen's asassination (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Herrhausen) maybe it will convince you that drug dealers aren't the only ones that need massive protection.
Also why the hell would a drug dealer need 2 houses right next to each other?
escape route? That's what I think.
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